(Morgans the one with his feet up and a mac book out )

& that’s Peter the Manager in the Portugese top

Hope they come back to visit soon

Be in mind…
1) Be Safe
2) Don’t Hurt Yourself
3) HAVE A BLAST!!!

 
The Top Choices:

Tight Squeeze

Erotic Instructions:
Lie down on your stomach and, keeping your legs straight, spread them slightly. Rest your arms by your side, or stretch them out in front of you. Have your guy stretch his body over yours, resting on his elbows so he doesn’t place all his weight on you. He then positions his legs outside your legs. As he enters you, close your legs and cross them at the ankles.
Carnal Challenge: 3/5

Why You’ll Love It:
With your legs clenched and your ankles crossed, you can feel the entire length of your man’s member and grip it tight, creating loads of feel-good friction as he thrusts deep. While you’re rocking randily, have him reach under you and play with your breasts, or brush his lips against your neck and nibble on your earlobe. Though this move offers megasensation, there isn’t a lot of motion, so it’s a prime pose for guys hoping to hold off on climaxing.

Read more: Tight Squeeze Sex Position – Cosmopolitan

G-Spot Jiggy

Erotic Instructions:
Get down on all fours with your man kneeling behind you and have him plunge inside you, grabbing your rear for balance. A little firm, well-placed stroking of your G-spot can open up a whole new orgasmic world. If he’s the exploring kind, encourage him to thrust far enough inside you so that his testicles hit your body.
Carnal Challenge 2/5

Why You’ll Love It:
Once you have a G-spot orgasm, you’ll crave more. Also, there’s something very primal about doing the deed from behind that brings out the animal in even the most mild-mannered guy.

Read more: G-Spot Jiggy Sex Position – Cosmopolitan

And the VEEERRRYYY popular variation –

Standing Tiger / Crouching Dragon

Erotic Instructions:
Pose on all fours with your knees at the edge of the bed while your tiger stands behind you, his feet hip width apart. While he spreads his legs on either side of yours, keep your knees together to narrow your vaginal canal, causing it to feel much snugger around his penis as he thrusts. Be sure to let out a fiery dragon’s roar to let him know how you feel!
Carnal Challenge 4/5

Why You’ll Love It:
You get to focus on your own climax: You can easily reach your clitoris with one hand, and with his penis angled to hit the front wall of your tightened vagina, you’re in perfect position for generous G-spot stimulation. And with his hands on your hips, he gets pleasure from controlling the angle and pace of thrusting — a take-charge role he won’t be able to resist. It’s a win–win sexual situation

Read more: Standing Tiger / Crouching Dragon Sex Position – Cosmopolitan

And the RUNAWAY WINNER!!!

The Rock & Roll

Erotic Instructions:
Choose any flat surface — the floor or a even a sturdy table — and lie faceup, bringing your knees as close to your chin as you can. He lies on top of you, and while you rest your calves on his shoulders, your man should enter you just as he would in the missionary position. For some extra leverage, grab hold of his upper arms. He’ll likely need to have his palms flat down for support as he begins thrusting inside you.
Carnal Challenge 3/5

Why You’ll Love It:
This man-on-top position makes you feel deliciously open and vulnerable, while his incredibly deep thrusting drives you to superorgasmic heights. This is also a good position for extrasensual couples — you’re face-to-face, so it’s easy for you to make out or nibble on each other’s mouths.

Read more: The Rock & Roll Sex Position – Cosmopolitan

The Also-rans:

Saucy Spoons

Erotic Instructions:
Lie on your sides with him behind you so you’re both facing the same direction. Push your butt toward him as he enters you. Put your hand on his and show him how you want your clitoris to be touched. Have him alternate between there and your breasts.
Carnal Challenge 2/5

Why You’ll Love It:
His hands can explore even the most tucked-away areas of your private parts. And your digits can give him some hands-on instruction, so you get the type of touch you need. Another passion plus: This position is perfect for languorous lovemaking, and the fact that you’re so close increases the intimacy.

Read more: Saucy Spoons Sex Position – Cosmopolitan

The Couch Canoodle

Erotic Instructions:
Have your partner sit back on a couch (or a comfy chair). Straddle his lap with your legs splayed apart and your knees bent up against his chest. Slowly lean back so you’re almost upside down with your arms stretched behind you (all the way to the floor) to support your weight and maintain your balance. Thrust back and forth against him, opening and closing your legs.
Carnal Challenge 3/5

Why You’ll Love It:
This passion pose supplies the kind of naughty sex scene that all men yearn for. It gives him a full-frontal va-va-voom view of you in action, one that’ll undoubtedly fuel his dirtiest fantasies for a long, long time. Plus, because you’re the one who sets the speed and timing, you can treat yourself to the exact motions that make you moan with desire and take you over the edge of ecstasy.

Read more: The Couch Canoodle Sex Position – Cosmopolitan

Backup Boogie

Erotic Instructions:
Your partner lies on his back, his legs straight out in front of him, a pillow under his head so he can watch the action. You straddle him with your head facing his feet. With your hands on the floor for support, you back up onto his penis. He holds your upper thighs or butt tightly while you thrust.
Carnal Challenge 3/5

Why You’ll Love It:
You pick the angle and speed of the thrusting, so there’s plenty of opportunity to experiment and find your inside hot spot. Get a rhythm down — circle for a few times before you take an unexpected plunge. It gives you maximum control for an intense orgasm, but your guy gets to savor every sensation without working up much of a sweat. And he’ll love the total visual and tactile access to your backside

Read more: Backup Boogie Sex Position – Cosmopolitan

Bucking Bronco

Erotic Instructions:
He lies flat on his back with his knees bent and legs spread apart. Facing him, get on top and slowly lower yourself onto his shaft, keeping your knees bent and your legs outside his arms. Then lean back and support yourself on your palms as he thrusts his hips up and down.
Carnal Challenge 4/5

Why You’ll Love It:
The angle you create by leaning back is great for G-spot stimulation. Plus, his hands are free to make the rest of your body moan

Read more: Bucking Bronco Sex Position – Cosmopolitan

Hope you have fun experimenting…till next time!

Well I felt that my rantings deserved some actual illustration to augment my points, so here goes…

1) Pinstripe suits…

The Bad… they make you look wider then you are. Basically you look like walking barcodes!!!

BAD!

BAD!!!

The Good…it’s about subtlety guys, same colour stripes is FINE!

GOOD!

SERIOUSLY GOOD! Yummy...

2) Uggs…

Where do I start. Yes I know they are ubercomfy but essentially they’re slippers! And not appropriate for the Irish outdoor!

To illustrate -

Umberellas aren't all encompasing bubbles...

Also, do you really think you’ll get laid looking like this…

CLASSY!!!

And now it’s spreading to MEN! I despair I really do…

There.Are.No.Words...

But if you look like this and keep them in the house…

...bust on sure!

3) Leggings and Tights

Firstly Leggings and Tights without appropriate coverage of the ass…

Do you not own a mirror?!

And they're shiny...

It’s even risky for the skiniest of models…it’s a very fine line.

She could just about get away with it... it is a nice ass

Then there are these dangerous things… I still maintain I can’t in good conscience try pull these off being over 25.

Very Pretty... just not on us oldies

Only the bravery of youth works these...and different shoes

And finally for now…

4) Hipster boys and their skinny jeans…

I realise it is a lot about the type of guys you’re into but let me try persuade you.

Why is this attractive?!

This is a much nicer look surely...

Defo not my cup'o'tay...

Guys who couldn't even get one leg in a whole pair of skinnies...YES PLEASE!

Anyway if you agree or disagree let me know.

Till next time xx

Louise

@RADIODBSSOCIETY

Please not these are the opinions of Louise and no-one else in Radio DBS. We like this stuff and hope you do too!